7 Clever Places to Hide Your Sex Toys When You Have Kids

Having sex toys in the bedroom and the kids around could be a deathtrap.

However, if youre cunning enough to hide your prized possessions, youll know that having kids in your bedroom where your sex toys are lurking is a no-brainer.

Our Askers in Ask SAHM were quizzed about where and how they hide their sex toys, and the answers were surprising! While some go to great lengths to keep their stash from their kids plain view, others just hide it simply in their drawers.

So if you cant seem to find a place to hide your sex toys, and you have your curious littlies at home, these peoples answers might help you find the right place.

1. A Lockable Vibrator Case

I have a little box with a combination lock on it. It cost about $25 at an online sex shop. Thats not much when I think about how much worry it has saved me!! I keep the box in the drawer of my bedside table. Before that I used to wrap my toys in a small towel, but when I found it partly unwrapped one day I knew I needed something more secure!

Lockable Vibrator Case

Adult Megastore has a range of affordable lockable vibrator boxes.

2. At the top of the walk-in robe

My bedside draw I keep the extra fun things in the top of my walk in robe. Kids arent allowed in my room alone although when she was younger my 1 year old did wander out with my vibrator once no mishaps now they are older.

3. Inside a Purse at the top of the closet

I have a purse in the top of my closet that I keep all my toys, lubes, etc in. Its too high for the kids to reach and wont be found accidentally.

4. At the bedside tablebut the bedroom door should be closed almost all the time.

Mine are stored in my bedside table. We dont allow people into our bedroom so no issues with them being found. My eldest child is 3 and we havent had any issues with him going to our bedside drawers. That being said we keep our bedroom door closed pretty much all the time.

5. Black plastic box under the bed

I keep them in a black plastic box under the bed but my kids are pretty small and wouldnt look. Im more worried if my parents /in laws were to ever find it!

6. Bottom draw of the filing cabinet

Bottom draw of the filing cabinet that locks and key hidden. My friend has a box in the top of their wardrobe.

7. Box at the top of the cupboard

Box in the top of your cupboard?


How about you? Where do you hide your sex toys? Dont be shy!